SLC cribs Part 3

Say we finally get a crib, then we are going to have to fill it with even more crap besides the baby! Why can't babies play with sticks and sleep in caves like the old days? Oh, wait, they can.. I just forgot for a second that my milk boobs are already uncomfortable on my mattress. I could never hack it in a damp cave.
So, first, sheets! Actually, crib sheets. I like typing that. Reminds me of making out with Ronald Williams when I was 14 and not knowing what the hell I was doing. Like that one time I used his crotch to prop myself up and he flipped out. I had no idea what the big deal was.
Dwell. Sets for $40





These seem like a little too much on the money front, but so pretty. Maybe it's just the whole nursery look, though. Unison Home


Then we need the mattress and mattress cover.
Do cribs come with mattresses? How do I not already know this?


Then we are going to have to swaddle the kid (aka tie him up so he feels like he is back in my gassy belly and doesn't scratch his own face off with his fingernails.)



Maybe this miracle blanket would be worth it. What am I forgetting? Suggestions?